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Meaning of PYAAR?
Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
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"P-YAAR" . . .
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Meaning of PYAAR?
Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
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"P-YAAR" . . . ;->
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Some Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!
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AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?
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LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)
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sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!
sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.
sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.
SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME...
HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.
THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY...
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"ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!"
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Aurtoon ki khuli he...
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
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Double sawari yar..
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2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.
1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjh nhn pta.
1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) "tm larki ho"
2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !
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pAppu ki maa ki
choo
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chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to
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gandi
mat karna wapis deni hen. . . =P ;->
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whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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tHiNk
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tHiNk
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itS eAZy
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stILL cOnFuSeD?
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Ok
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oH Its RAIN...!
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1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA...
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JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA
WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI ;)
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