spelling can make such a big difference

A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …
it’s not wife but WIFI.

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Mri wja sy kunwri hy

Me is liye udaas nhi k me kunwara hun
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Me usk bary me sochta hn
Jo
Mri wja sy kunwri hy:-)

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PUNCTUATION POWER

PUNCTUATION POWER:

An English professor wrote the words:

“A woman without her man is nothing”

& Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males
wrote:
“A Woman, widout her man, is nothing”

While,
All females wrote:
“A Woman ! without her, man is nothng”. :D

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->

smile is the 2nd best thing u do with lips

smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one… :-D

It’s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P

But I like the way U think! ;-)

There iz nothing greater

Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-D..

BAngALi StudEnt sE

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

“My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.”

BAngALi:

“HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA”… ;->

Mrs Taniya good news for you

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!
:D

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Ragging ke waqt larko

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

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