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Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-D..

 

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn't Cook."





BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

 

Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D

 

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

 

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

 

Ur Annual Dementia
test! :)

Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles.
Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence. :)
OK - relax - clear ur mind & begin


Wat do we put in toaster?

'bread'
if u said 'toast,'
give up now. Try not to hurt urself. If u said 'bread,' go to next question.

Say - 'silk' 9 times
now - spell 'silk.' Wat do cows drink?

Cows drink 'water'
If u said 'milk' dont attempt the next one. Ur brain is over-stressed n may even overheat. Proceed if u said 'water'.

If red house is made of red bricks, black house of black bricks, blue of blue bricks, yellow of yellow bricks, pink of pink bricks, brown of brown bricks, what's a green house made of?

Green house is made of Grass :p
If u said 'green bricks' -y the heck r u still readin? :p

Pas

 

Mangta hoon to deti nahi...

jawab mere salwal ka..

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

Rom rom jazbat ka..

khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....

balo me fool gulab ka...

dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

patta patta gulab ka...

 

Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
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"P-YAAR" . . .

 

Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
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"P-YAAR" . . . ;->

 

Some Basic Rules


1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye



KHABAR



2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH



3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye



PAIR



4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF



5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

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