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1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
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Ur Annual Dementia
test! :)
Exercise of brain is as important as of the muscles.
Below is a very important private way to guage ur loss & non-loss of intelligence. :)
OK - relax - clear ur mind & begin
Wat do we put in toaster?
'bread'
if u said 'toast,'
give up now. Try not to hurt urself. If u said 'bread,' go to next question.
Say - 'silk' 9 times
now - spell 'silk.' Wat do cows drink?
Cows drink 'water'
If u said 'milk' dont attempt the next one. Ur brain is over-stressed n may even overheat. Proceed if u said 'water'.
If red house is made of red bricks, black house of black bricks, blue of blue bricks, yellow of yellow bricks, pink of pink bricks, brown of brown bricks, what's a green house made of?
Green house is made of Grass :p
If u said 'green bricks' -y the heck r u still readin? :p
Pas
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Mangta hoon to deti nahi...
jawab mere salwal ka..
Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..
Rom rom jazbat ka..
khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....
balo me fool gulab ka...
dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..
patta patta gulab ka...
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Meaning of PYAAR?
Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . .
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Meaning of PYAAR?
Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR...
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"P-YAAR" . . . ;->
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Some Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!
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AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?
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LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp(NaLka)
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sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!
sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.
sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.
SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME...
HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.
THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY...
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"ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!"
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Aurtoon ki khuli he...
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
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Double sawari yar..
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2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.
1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjh nhn pta.
1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) "tm larki ho"
2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !
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