Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad

Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class-
Girl-Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy-Pal Kyu?
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Girl-Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad
Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid. ;)

I want to impress beautiful girls

A middle aged man asking the trainer in gym:

“I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”

Trainer:

“ATM” Sir. ;-)

Forget The Past And Move On n on

A wise man once told a joke to an audience… All of them laughed like crazy.
After a moment he told the same joke again.
And a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke one again & very few laughed this time…
When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said,
“If u can’t laugh at the same joke again & again then why do u keep crying on same thing over & over again?”
Forget The Past And Move On…!
:)
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Silent msg 4 mobile phone users

Silent msg 4 mobile phone users:

Mobile Phones May Get You Close To The People Who Are Far Away,

But They Take You Away From The People Sitting Next To You..

Moods of Man vs woman

Moods of a Woman:

An angel of truth and
a dream of fiction.
She’s afraid of a wasp, she’ll scream at a mouse; but will tackle a stranger alone in house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose; She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk; She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad; She’ll hate you like poison and love you like mad.

NOW
Moods of a Man:
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Hungry,
Angry,
Sleepy! :-D :-D

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Keep Scratching ur Head

Dig this fact:
Everyone wears left shoe at the last!
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Don’t u agree with it?
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Proof :when we wear 1 shoe, the other 1 is left..

Keep Scratching ur Head;-
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I have learnd

I’ve learnd..
People gv u coal nd cnsidr it gold nd if u gv thm diamond thy cnsidr it coal..!

I’ve learnd..
I came alone nd i’ve 2go alone..!

I’ve learnd..
People r wid u only wen thy need u, nt othrwise..!

I’ve learnd..
Extra care of anyone by u will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation..!

I’ve learnd..
A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything..!

I’ve learnd..
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support U..!

I’ve learnd..
Luv urself and love people but only if u can do it without expecting anything from thm..! Its vry true…
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advantages of pillow

Advntages of pillow:

…4 sleeping?
no

…4 pilow fight?
no

Then…?

…4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt…!

Empty Messages Also Looks

“Empty Messages Also Looks

A D O R A B L E

If You Like The

S E N D E R :=))

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What Time Do You Go To Sleep

Girl: What Time Do You
Go To Sleep ? ?

Boy: Only When You Go To
Sleep

Girl : Why Only When I Sleep ? ?

Boy : Because ,, Then I’ll
Have No Reason To Be Awake

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