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Written At The Reception Of A Corporate Company..

"We Don't Pay YOU For Having "Brains"
We Only Reward "YOU" For Using Them "Intelligently"....!!

 


The Awkward moment, When your friend is arguing with their parents &

their Parents turns towards you and asks "Do you ever talk to yur parents like this?"

 

One Reason to Get Super Jealous of your Parents
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" You will never have a kid as awesome as theirs"

 

Boys are always Happy Creatures...WHY ?

1: Their Last Name stays with them Forever,

2: Phone Conversations last just for 30 secs flat,

3: A Five Day Vacation requires only One Jeans,

4: If someone forgets to invite them,he can still be their Friend,

5: The same Hair Style lasts for years or even Decades,

6: They can do shopping for 25 Relatives in 25 minutes,

7: They don't freak out when they go to a Party n see another man wearing
the same Shirt, instead they become Buddies.

 

you arent cool when
you have 20 girls at a
time.
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You are cool when you
love only 1 & 19 others
want you.

 

We used pencil when we were small but now we use pens or ball pen... Do u know why? Bcz mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now..

Strange but true . .

 

Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class-
Girl-Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy-Pal Kyu?
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Girl-Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad
Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid. ;)


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A middle aged man asking the trainer in gym:

"I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?"

Trainer:


"ATM" Sir. ;-)

 

A wise man once told a joke to an audience... All of them laughed like crazy.
After a moment he told the same joke again.
And a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke one again & very few laughed this time...
When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said,
"If u can't laugh at the same joke again & again then why do u keep crying on same thing over & over again?"
Forget The Past And Move On...!
:)
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Silent msg 4 mobile phone users:

Mobile Phones May Get You Close To The People Who Are Far Away,

But They Take You Away From The People Sitting Next To You..

 



 
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