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Written At The Reception Of A Corporate Company..
"We Don't Pay YOU For Having "Brains"
We Only Reward "YOU" For Using Them "Intelligently"....!!
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The Awkward moment, When your friend is arguing with their parents &
their Parents turns towards you and asks "Do you ever talk to yur parents like this?"
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One Reason to Get Super Jealous of your Parents
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" You will never have a kid as awesome as theirs"
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Boys are always Happy Creatures...WHY ?
1: Their Last Name stays with them Forever,
2: Phone Conversations last just for 30 secs flat,
3: A Five Day Vacation requires only One Jeans,
4: If someone forgets to invite them,he can still be their Friend,
5: The same Hair Style lasts for years or even Decades,
6: They can do shopping for 25 Relatives in 25 minutes,
7: They don't freak out when they go to a Party n see another man wearing
the same Shirt, instead they become Buddies.
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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you arent cool when
you have 20 girls at a
time.
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You are cool when you
love only 1 & 19 others
want you.
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We used pencil when we were small but now we use pens or ball pen... Do u know why? Bcz mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now..
Strange but true . .
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Submitted By Malik Zulqarnain From ( +923459088223 ) |
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Cutest PROPOSE In KG Class-
Girl-Kya Tu Mele ko Apna Address Dega?
Boy-Pal Kyu?
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Girl-Abhi Learn Kr Lungi kyuki Bad
Me To Wo Melaa bi Addres Hoga Na stupid. ;)
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A middle aged man asking the trainer in gym:
"I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?"
Trainer:
"ATM" Sir. ;-)
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A wise man once told a joke to an audience... All of them laughed like crazy.
After a moment he told the same joke again.
And a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke one again & very few laughed this time...
When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said,
"If u can't laugh at the same joke again & again then why do u keep crying on same thing over & over again?"
Forget The Past And Move On...!
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Silent msg 4 mobile phone users:
Mobile Phones May Get You Close To The People Who Are Far Away,
But They Take You Away From The People Sitting Next To You..
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