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A Man Knocks @ da Door
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain
Boy: Bhootni K
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya
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Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena!
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Do u know...how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion?
He gave a force "F" by kicking a cow and 4 dat it gave a sound "MA".So he formulatd 2nd law (F=MA). After few sec da cow gave back kick 2 Newton then he formulated 3rd law. i.e. 'FOR EVERY ACTION THERE is AN EQUAL N OPPOSITE REACTION":
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Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya...?
2nd dost: yar is se mareez ki maali halt ka pta lg jata hy.;-)
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Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu
Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u?
Student: Same here sir! ;-)
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Jis din tumko shaam staye,
Sard hwa dil na behlaye,
Jis shab so na pao tum,
Bechani kuch barh c jaye,
ankh zara c num ho jaye,
Samjho!
Tum KO BUKHAR hai..
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1 day a boy came to know he is going 2 die within 5 Mins,
So he msgs his luved one n frnd
"Gud Bye"
Within 2 mins he got a msg from his lover.
"where r u going dear,
I m busy.I cnt cum so go widout me"
Da boy'z heart began 2 pain, within a sec.he got a msg frm his frnd.
"where da hell u r going widout me u stupid.Ruk ma aa rha hun ikathay chaltay ha kameeny. . .
" the boy smiles, his eyes close, his heart stops nd he died.
Dedicated 2 all my lovelY frnds
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Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D
A Student Service Msg from "students welfare association"
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Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ,
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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)
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DocTors After operation..
and students after examzz have same thing to say.....
V tried our best....
right nw..
v cant say anything,aap dua kren..
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