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A Man's Feeling :....
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"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..
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& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !
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Two Best advices for safe life :
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1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is ..
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2. Run immediately after saying it..:)
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Gals have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
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When my parents are asleep
Me: "Shh they are sleeping."
When I'm asleep
Parents:"Lets vacuum the house for 3 hours."
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Assalam-O-Alaikum!
>>Jamati-Awal K Khusoosi Wazaif
1:Recite 500 time everyday
`Subhan-Allahi wa bihamdihi Astaghfirullah, walahaula wala quwata illa BillAhil Aliyyil Azeem
2:have 3 fast in a month
3:Recite Durood Sharif for atleast half an hour each day
4:Offer 2 Rakat Salat Ul Tooba Daily
See/Print Wazifa In Urdu/Arabic.
Regards
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
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if you tried to think other than pilot you are racist;)
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Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Pwer = Work
Work = Money
Money = GF
GF = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
See what all prblms an apple can make xP=P
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The most "hungry+sad" mOment..
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When yOu're sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt "Tea with SamOsas" :D :
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Lagta Hai Ab K Mohabbat Ho Hi Jaye Gi
Main Ne Khuwab Mein Khud Ko Marty Dekha Hai ..♥
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Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
Jhuki nigaah ko ikaraar kehte hai,
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin hota,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai..
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